What do I call myself?
How about a "Renaissance Man?" I write software. I author articles about computers, cars and motorsports. I've spoke internationally. I could be the next Master Chef. I play music and sing. But I really can't spell it without help.
"Dad?" I've got kids and find myself mentoring others, so that fits.
"Software Toolsmith?" A friend once called me that. I like it. I'm a Software Toolsmith.